The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lost Verizon (2008)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Kearney Zzyzwicz

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Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Millhouse, I hold in this hand Denis Leary's cellphone, and in this hand, the phone numbers of bars around the world. Let's start with Hawaii.

  Various : Aloha!

  Bart Simpson : Aloha to you. I'm looking for Maya, last name Normousbutt.

  Various : Hang on, I'll check. Uh, has anyone here seen Maya Normousbutt?

  Various : I've got a Drew P. Wiener here? Anyone expecting a Drew P. Wiener? I hold in my hand a Drew P. Weiner.

  Various : Better put it down, then, mate!

  [patrons laughing] 

  Various : Yeah? I shall inquire. Is there a Mr. Myfriendsaregay, first name Allof? Attention, everyone. Allof Myfriendsaregay?

  [Bart and Millhouse laugh] 

  Various : Wait a minute. If I ever get ahold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor.

• Marge Simpson : Bart, how did you get a cell phone?

  Bart Simpson : Same way you got me. By accident, on a golf course.

• Bart Simpson : I'm never gonna have a cell phone.

  Lisa Simpson : And I'm never gonna go to Machu Picchu. In this family, you get used to disappointment.

• Bart Simpson : Hello? Bart Simpson.

  Denis Leary : This is Denis Leary, you little puke! When I find you, I'm gonna tear your heart out with two fingers! I know how to do it, too. I learned it for my show.

  Bart Simpson : Which one? The one that got canceled, or the one that's gonna get canceled?

• Bart Simpson : Mom, even Milhouse has a cell phone. Your son is lamer than Milhouse! What does that say about you?

• [Bart is at Lisa's tea party] 

  Bart Simpson : I don't know why I agreed to this.

  Lisa Simpson : Because you like the taste of my imaginary tea.

  Bart Simpson : Oh, you're right.