Jackassworld.com: 24 Hour Takeover (2008 TV Special)
Chris Pontius: Self
Quotes
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Chris Pontius : There's someone famous in Mianus... me!
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Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : What kind of fish are in Mianus?
Chris Pontius : The infamous Mianus brown trout. But mind yourself, there are rules in Mianus. You can't just keep pulling brown trout out of the river all day! There's a minimum length of nine inches and you can only pull out two in one day.
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Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : Check it out, there's a map to Mianus.
Chris Pontius : I don't need a map. I know Mianus better than any man, woman or child.
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Chris Pontius : Bam, you want a bite of my wiener?
Bam Margera : Yeah, sure.
[laughs]
Bam Margera : I've always wanted Chris' wiener in Mianus.
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Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : Lance, hold yourself together in Mianus!
Chris Pontius : You better not puke in Mianus! What's so funny about Mianus? The brown trout?
Lance Bangs : I can't breathe!
Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : Yeah, it is really hard to breathe in Mianus.