Leverage (TV Series)
The Bank Shot Job (2008)
Aldis Hodge: Alec Hardison
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Quotes
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Alec Hardison : You know, I had to re-task two satellites just to get a lousy internet connection. Took more than an hour to torrent the last episode of Doctor Who.
Parker : Hey! Illegal downloading's wrong.
[lights a fire in the van]
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Alec Hardison : [inventing bank robber's demands] Now look, they have a list of demands. First off they want 12 large pizzas, one cheese, one Hawaiian extra pineapple, 2 pepperoni black olives, 2 meat lovers. Seriously, nobody's writing this down? Seriously? One Triple-Shot Half-Caff Moca Latte. Three of the latest copies of Hall & Oates CD. I know right, exciting stuff, I didn't know they were still coming out with a new one either. Um, we're gonna need some steaks people and a grill. Okay they need your overalls, I don't know why. We need some Kibbles 'n Bits. We need a Etch-A-Sketch, someone likes to squiggle. Possibly could we get some stuffed bears... Are we good? Let's go people.
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[last lines]
Nathan Ford : So pizza boxes huh?
Alec Hardison : Yeah, I know, I know, you could have done better.
Nathan Ford : No, no, I couldn't have...
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Alec Hardison : Woah, what's going on?
Sherrif Hastings : Cut power to the bank. Standard operating procedure.
Alec Hardison : Stand-It's standard? Where you getting that bull hockey from, son?
Sherrif Hastings : Deputy Arnold. He took a seminar in crisis management last year.
Deputy Arnold : It was an online seminar. We got certificates.
Alec Hardison : Certificates? Magic kits come with certificates. Does that make it cool for kids to saw their parents in half?
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Alec Hardison : [to the deputy who acknowledged to Hall and Oates albums] You stay, we're gonna talk Hall and Oates.