Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Paul Rudd/Beyoncé (2008)
Seth Meyers: Weekend Update Anchor
Quotes
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Weekend Update Anchor : Police in Germany say that a man with no arms stole a 24 inch television set from a store. The man said he would have paid for it, but he couldn't reach his wallet.
Weekend Update Anchor : [audience laughs politely] No? How about this: Police in Germany say that a man with no arms stole a 24 inch television set from a store. Man, how lazy are employees when they don't stop a guy from kicking a TV out the front door?
Weekend Update Anchor : [bigger laugh] One more? Police in Germany say that a man with no arms stole a 24 inch television set from a store, ah, the old no finger discount.
Weekend Update Anchor : [turns to other camera] Last week, the state of Callifornia passed...
Weekend Update Anchor : [turns back to previous set up] Police in Germany say that a man with no arms stole a 24 inch television set from a store, police said that it was an easy arrest as the suspect was unarmed.
[big applause and laughter]