The State (TV Series)

Episode #2.6 (1994)

Michael Showalter: Various

Quotes 

• Dad : You want to be treated like a man then start acting like one!

  Hepcat : I didn't tell you I quit the football team because I didn't think you'd understand my poetry.

  Dad : Again with the car... I work damn hard to put food on the table!

  Hepcat : Because I like my friends, dad. And I don't care if you think they're from the wrong side of the tracks.

  Dad : OK, so I had an affair! Are you gonna torture me for the rest of my life over it?

  Hepcat : Ricky died in a plane crash, dad!

  [holding back tears] 

  Hepcat : I'm not my older brother.

  Dad : Get the hell out of here!

  Hepcat : With pleasure!