Sean Patrick Flanery: Connor MacManus
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Connor MacManus , Murphy MacManus : Sláinte
Murphy MacManus : You know, he was sort of a badass though, wasn't he?
Connor MacManus : Shades of Eastwood. Charlie Bronson.
Rocco : Duke Fucking Wayne!
Connor MacManus , Murphy MacManus : Duke Fucking WAYNE!
Rocco : Men build things, then we die. It's in our fucking DNA! THAT'S WHAT WE DO!
Murphy MacManus : And when it all falls down?
Rocco : We build it right back up again.
Connor MacManus : But this time bigger. BETTER!
Rocco : Look! Look what we can do. Look how fuckin' beautiful we are. You think the men that built all this had it easy?
Murphy MacManus : Hard men!
Connor MacManus : Doing hard shit!
Rocco : and that gives me a hard on... But not in a gay way or anything like that.
Murphy MacManus : No, 'course not
Connor MacManus : Yeah it goes without sayin'
Rocco : I am so sick of all of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit!
Connor MacManus : Now they don't want you to do anything, right? Just sit there. Don't drink.
Murphy MacManus : Don't smoke. Don't drive fast.
Connor MacManus , Murphy MacManus , Rocco : Kiss my ass!
Rocco : Fuck it! Do it all I say! Do you think Duke Wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelings with a fuckin' therapist?
Connor MacManus : There's no fucking way he did!
Rocco : John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ass. Now that's a man! Real men hide their feelings. Why?
Connor MacManus , Murphy MacManus , Rocco : Because it's none of your fuckin' business!
Rocco : Men do not cry. Men do not pout. Men jack you in the fuckin' jaw and say...
Detective Greenly : Thanks for comin' out.
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Doc : Not this time, ya little shit.
Connor MacManus : We'll see, old man... Would somebody please come over here and...
Doc : FUCK!
Connor MacManus : ...me up the...
Doc : Ass!
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Connor MacManus : [Grabs gun and points it at Romeo] And an awesome wailin' was heard throughout...
Murphy MacManus : And the terrible hand of the lord, struck upon the earth...
Connor MacManus : And as almighty God, created you... Now... He calleth you home!
Connor MacManus : [pause. Gun Clicks] Oops... Busy signal... We'll have to calleth back!
Murphy MacManus : [Brothers Laugh] Let's have a shot while we're waitin'!
Connor MacManus : I think he took a little piss!
Romeo : That shit was not funny!
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[from trailer]
Connor MacManus : You ready for this shit, my dear brother?
Murphy MacManus : Let's do some gratuitous violence.
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Connor MacManus : Creative! It's a creative plan!
Murphy MacManus : It's ridiculous! Probably based on some stupid shit ya saw in a movie! And here I am AGAIN all tyin' myself up with ya stupid fuckin' rope! What is the deal with you and rope? Honestly!
Connor MacManus : It happens ta be a useful thing, now shut it!
Detective Duffy : You didn't get this from a movie, did you?
[Murphy stares at Connor]
Connor MacManus : The "Eiger Sanction" with Clint Eastwood! And it worked like a charm for him!
Murphy MacManus : I fuckin' knew!
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Murphy MacManus : But how would anyone recognize us?
Connor MacManus : You don't remember those sketches on the news channel?
Murphy MacManus : Shit. That's right. Y'know, every time they show those composites on TV and then they catch the guy, it looks nothin' like him. But ours?
Connor MacManus : Just our luck. We get Leonardo fuckin' da Vinci as a sketch artist.
Murphy MacManus : Maybe we should dye our hair.
Connor MacManus : What?
Murphy MacManus : Yeah. These guys are always dyin' their hair. You know, like in 'The Fugitive.' It's covert and shit.
Connor MacManus : [Connor smirks privately] What color would you dye it?
Murphy MacManus : I don't know... lighter, I guess.
Connor MacManus : Y'mean... blonde?
Murphy MacManus : I didn't say that!
Connor MacManus : California, surfer boy, gay, gay, gay blonde?
Murphy MacManus : I'm warnin' ya!
Connor MacManus : Just keep your hands off my ass back there and, "Stay gold, Pony Boy."
[Connor laughs heartily]
Murphy MacManus : Fuck you!
[Connor stabs the ink pen into his brother's shoulder]
Connor MacManus : AAAAAAH!
[Connor bolts up, knocking over the pot. Hot water and pennies spread across the floor. Connor pulls the pen out]
Connor MacManus : You Motherfucker!
Murphy MacManus : Serves ya right!
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Connor MacManus : Shut up! Romeo's crying!
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Connor MacManus : [tasting a mysterious white powder] That's heroin...
Murphy MacManus : [after a dramatic pause] How the fuck would you know that?
Connor MacManus : Fuck you! I know shit!
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Romeo : Hey guys! You know what this is? This is our hideout man!
Connor MacManus : What are you fuckin' five?
Murphy MacManus : Look we have sticks, and some blankets. You could make a fort.
Romeo : Fuck you guys, this is cool. We even have a pinball machine.
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Romeo : Why can't I help you guys? It's because I'm a Mexican, ain't it?
Connor MacManus : How dare you, sir, you insinuate such a thing! The fact that you're a greasy spic has nothing to do with it.
[Connor and Murphy start laughing]
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Connor MacManus : Then we skin out. We go to Doc's for a shot of Irish. We're home in time for tacos.
[claps hands]
Connor MacManus : That's what we do.
Murphy MacManus : [looks at Connor doubtingly]
Connor MacManus : What?
Murphy MacManus : It's just this plan.
Connor MacManus : What the fucks wrong with the plan?
Murphy MacManus : It's, it's
Romeo : It's genius! I can even drive an F-lift man. Got my class D license and everything.
Connor MacManus : That's the fucking spirit!
Romeo : I'm gonna need a gun.
Connor MacManus , Murphy MacManus : Forget it!
Romeo : The fuck man, I'm in on this shit. I'm workin here.
Connor MacManus : Fuck's sake. Know what your gonna do? You're gonna consider yourself a fucking pledge 'til we tell you different.
Murphy MacManus : [laughs]
Romeo : Can I consider myself your girlfriend too?
Connor MacManus : That's what you get. Is there a fucking problem?
Romeo : It's fine!
Connor MacManus : I'm fucking watching you. You understand me. You stow that shit.
Murphy MacManus : Don't you worry, Rome, shit like this that builds character.
Romeo : Yeah, character of a little bitch.
Murphy MacManus : Now that's just unprofessional.
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Connor MacManus : I think Yakavetta killed a good man just to send us a message.
Murphy MacManus : Let's send him one right back!
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Romeo : Who ordered the whup ass fajita?
[Connor and Murphy stare at him for a moment]
Murphy MacManus : That's fuckin' stupid.
Connor MacManus : Completely retarted.
