Every Day (2010)

Eddie Izzard: Garrett

Quotes 

• Garrett : What about anal? My straight friends tell me anal's the new oral.

• Garrett : [to Ned]  You're not nearly as boring as you pretend to be.

• Garrett : Bestiality, the final frontier.

• Garrett : Are you done?

  Ned : To a crisp.

• Garrett : There is nothing unrelatable about sex with animals. I know a lot of people who've done it.

  Brian : Sex with one's dog is the new sex with one's cat.

• Garrett : And even cable isn't ready for cannibalism yet, but I do think a good flambe penis story you can put in on children's television, somewhere.