- Alex Eusebio: [about his team's name] Our team name is the Cougars and we have our mascot. Ariane. You know, she's a mom. She's a little older than some of us. She's hot, you know, she works out, you know with the little shorts. and, like, yeah, she's on the prowl.
- Fabio Viviani: Leah picked Stefan and Me. Europe is united now, in order to pull it out in American tradition meal.
- Fabio Viviani: [about his team] If we pull this out, there is no way for anybody in the United States to have one excuse for don't pull out a good meal on Thanksgiving.
- Carla Hall: [to Team Sexy Pants] We cleaned up your mess.
- Melissa Harrison: Thank you.
- [Danny flips the bird while eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich]
- Jamie Lauren: Ok. Whatever, Danny.
- Daniel Gagnon: [about his team possibly winning the elimination challenge] We are rocking it out. At this point, I'm going to the concert. I really had on my party hat on, my party underwear on and I'm ready to go.
- Fabio Viviani: It's starts to rain in my tiramisu. I ain't going home because it's raining in my tiramisu. There's no freaking way.
- Ariane Duarte: [to her teammates after losing the elimination challenge] Well like I said, we did a hell of a job.
- Carla Hall: And it was an honor to work with you all.
- Ariane Duarte: Absolutely.
- Leah Cohen: [about her team] We have an hour to shop and $1200 to spend. Our team was Team Sexy Pants. I don't know where that name came about. Maybe because we're all super sexy.
- Leah Cohen: [about her team's win to see the Foos in concert] We're all really excited. We think this is the best seat in the house. It's something like twenty years from now I-I won't forget.
- Self - Head Judge: Thanksgiving for a band that's traveling, I think this is the time of the year where they--they really are thinking about their families, and again, thinking about their Thanksgiving. And, uh, I think for the most part, they were very happy to get a Thanksgiving meal. However, the dishes that seemed to not work were the ones that weren't typically what you find in the tradition for the most part. Daniel, undercooking potatoes--never a good idea. Serving them is even a worse idea. Jeff, you bit off a lot. The team looked to you for leadership. Maybe you bit off more than you could chew. Richard, the band said they wanted something with bananas. But the s'mores were really dissapointing. It's tough to send someone home on a Thanksgiving dinner. But, uh, unfortunately, someone has to leave the kitchen.
- Richard Sweeney: The fact that we get to cook for the Foo Fighters is just really cool in of itself. But I'm looking over, and I see Tom "The Hottie Gay Bear Icon" Colicchio. I'm definately feeling a little bit bit of the butterflies in my stomach.
- Fabio Viviani: The make me present the food...
- Dave Grohl: [in Italian] Oh, look. How disgusting.
- Fabio Viviani: [in Italian] What do you mean disgusting?