No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle (2010 Video Game)

Josh Keaton: New Destroyman

Quotes 

• Shinobu Jacobs : [Responding to the two Destroymen offering to shake hands]  Whatever... but which one?

  New Destroyman : It doesn't matter; your choice.

  New Destroyman : The one that's throbbing!

• New Destroyman : What do we have here? A young lady? You know, it's dangerous coming to a place like this alone. You oughta be more careful, seriously. Terrible things can happen. I see it on the news all the time.

  New Destroyman : [laughing]  Maybe that's why she came. It's what she wants. Two grown men to keep her company. Horny slut.

  Shinobu Jacobs : My master's got his hands full... Not that it matters. The result's gonna be the same. I don't have time for this!

  New Destroyman : YOU'RE taking Travis's place? Wow. I gotta say, I'm feeling pretty disrespected...

  Shinobu Jacobs : Just shut up and fight!

  New Destroyman : Oh, listen to this whore. Acting like she's some kind of femme fatale. Shut up and fight, she says. She's really pissin' me off!

  New Destroyman : Seriously, and she's so rude. Reminds me of my complaining customers. Now, Travis, he knew how tofight like a gentlemen. Sliced me in half, sure, but he did it wih grace. I mean, c'mon. Put 'er there.

  Shinobu Jacobs : Huh?

  New Destroyman : You know, let's shake hands. Sportsmanship is paramount to a fair, clean fight.

  New Destroyman : Ugh, hurry up and shake! Dirty nympho...

  [giggles]