No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle (2010 Video Game)

Matthew Mercer: Skelter Helter, Bishop Shidux

Quotes 

• Travis Touchdown : [Skelter Helter is waiting on a rooftop of a skyscraper. He waits for an elevator to reach the top floor, where he is. Just before the doors open, he shoots the elevator multiple times, believing Travis Touchdown to be inside. The doors open revealing only a robe. Travis appears behind Skelter Helter and holds his katana to Skelter Helter's neck]  It's called fashionably late, fuckface.

  Skelter Helter : [Skelter Helter leaps away from Travis]  Travis Touchdown... This place bring back any memories?

  Travis Touchdown : It's only where my last killing spree started. All those screwed up ranking fights... Now WHY would I remember that?

  Skelter Helter : It'll be your blood this time, when I avenge my brother! Draw!

  Travis Touchdown : ...Brother? Who?

  Skelter Helter : Don't you remember the man you fought here?

  Travis Touchdown : Um... No. Can't saw I do. Guess he didn't make an impression! Must have been crazy weak.

  Skelter Helter : You insensitive prick! You killed him and you dont even remember! You know how humiliating that is?

  Travis Touchdown : ...Sorry. I don't keep a death diary. And in case you're wondering, I'm even stronger now.

  Skelter Helter : YOU will lose! You've got no chance of winning this!

  [activates sword] 

  Travis Touchdown : [activates katana]  Uh HUH. You're something else. I haven't been so worked up in ages. When you see your bro in hell, tell him, HE'S STILL A DOUCHE!