- Lucifer Morningstar: I never thought Amenadiel's Rod being used in my sex life would be such a great thing.
- Chloe Decker: Maybe he doesn't want to go in half-cocked.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I should definitely be full-cocked.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I didn't wanna have to do this. But... one last time before I am God. Tell me, Carol, what is it you truly desire?
- Carol Corbett: Really! I am all good.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh! Did not have you as the complex type. But come on... there must be something in there, huh?
- [Looks Carol with his intense stare]
- Carol Corbett: I want someone I can spend the rest of my life with. Someone who loves me for who I am. Somebody I can wake up next to in the morning and just totally connect with.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh! I see. You want sex.
- Carol Corbett: [after being released from Lucifer's stare] No! What? No!
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, you are in luck my friend. Because you are looking at a literal sex god. One determined to help you get laid.
- Carol Corbett: [laughs] Yeah, No! I am pretty sure, I don't need your help to find the right person.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Hmm.
- Carol Corbett: Besides, if I have gone this long...
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, I see. I mean I get a squirrelly myself after a dry patch. How long has it been exactly?
- Carol Corbett: I... I don't know, fourteen, maybe fifteen...
- Lucifer Morningstar: Days? Oh, that's awful.
- Carol Corbett: ...Months.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [Lucifer horrified] Fifteen months?
- Carol Corbett: Shh!
- Lucifer Morningstar: How can you even walk properly? Yeah, thank future me, I am here. We need to remedy this situation immediately.