- Thor, who never learned to be a good hero, throws an out-of-control intergalactic party on Earth.
- Odin never adopts Loki, and so Thor never has an adoptive brother to challenge him and make him a hero like he became in the Sacred Timeline. Instead Thor becomes an irresponsible party bro, and leads his fellow partygoers to Midgard to have a good time.—Gislef
- Jane Porter and Darcy Lewis are in a camper in the Nevada desert, and Darcy flips peanuts into a cup while Jane sleeps. A monitor goes off and Darcy wakes Jane, and Jane calls SHIELD and tries to talk to the director. She tries to explain that an alien invasion is imminent, but gets hung up on. Jane calls the Parks Department, while Darcy watches the energy approaching energy bolt. Jane joins her, as the energy burst shoots over the horizon and lands in Las Vegas, and Jane figures that they're too late and the invasion has begun.
The energy bridge slams down in Las Vegas, and Thor says that the residents' dull lives are about to come to an end. He steps forward and tells them to prepare to party, and the beings that came with Thor cheer. In this universe, Odin returned an infant Loki to the latter's people. Without Loki to keep Thor's life lively, Thro grew into a different prince than the one in the Sacred Timeline.
Earlier, on Asgard Odin goes into his Odinsleep. Thor and Frigga are at Odin's side, and once Odin is asleep Frigga goes off to her sister's to celebrate the solstice.
As Frigga and Thor leave, Frigga tells Thor to study because it will be his first taste of kinghood the Nine Realms that he will one day rule. She tells him "no parties" and Thor vaguely agrees. Frigga tells Thor that Heimdall will be watching and departs, Thor and his companions leave, and Thor says that Asgard will be fine without him or Odin. Thor gets tankards of mead and says that they're going to the backward planet of Earth to party.
In Las Vegas, Thor leads the party and the residents join in. Darcy and Jane arrive and Jane confirms that Thor was the first arrival. She's impressed by his looks and goes over to talk to him, and Darcy casually insults one of the visitors, Howard the Duck.
Thor is talking with some Skrulls, and Jane gets Thor's attention and introduces herself. When Thor says who he is, Jane finds it hard to believe he's the Norse God of Thunder. She asks him if he destroyed a star 18 months ago, and Thor cheerfully admits that they did at his last party. Thor sees her tablet and figures that Jane is a genius, and flatters her.
Howard approaches Darcy and asks if she wants some half-price nachos. She goes with him, insisting it's not a date.
Jane is soon dancing with Thor, and Grandmaster release the foam for the foam party. Soon, Darcy and Howard are married by an Elvis impostor, and Thor and Jane get paired tattoos
The next morning the partygoers pass out in a hotel suite. Jane is woken up by her phone, and when she ignores it there's a knock at the door. She answers it, and Maria Hill, the acting director of SHIELD, is there with her agents. Maria tells Jane to come with them, and points out that Jane was the first to warn them about the invasion. She hopes Jane will be the key to eliminating it.
Earlier, Nick Fury was knocked out by Korg jumping onto the fountain, making Marie the acting director.
Thor wakes up and Maria asks if Jane has company. Jane claims that Thor is a zoologist and tries to close the door, but Maria is having none of it.
The SHIELD agents bring Jane and Darcy to their helicarrier, and Jane tells Maria what happened. Agent Coulson tells Maria that the party atmosphere is spreading, led by Thor who has taken to the skies. Jane is angry that Thor left without telling her, and Maria has confirmed that Thor is in Paris. Agent Brock Rumlow says that the last resort has arrived, and opens his case to reveal a beeper. Maria activates it, and says that it's done.
Thor is in Paris taking selfies with other partygoers, and Loki and his bodyguard of Front Giants arrive. Loki and Thor cheerfully greet each other, and declare themselves brothers forever. A shooting star descends on Paris, and slams into the street near them. It's Captain Marvel, who tells Thor that they need to chat.
Marvel tells Thor to clean up the mess and leave Earth. He refuses and tells her to buzz off, and she punches him. Thor recovers and calls Marvel a party-pooper, and she punches Thor again, knocking him into the sky. He returns and hits her with Mjolnir, and he summons a windstorm and then hits Marvel again, knocking her to Stonehenge.
Thor follows her and tips over the stones. Marvel punches him and knocks him to the States, and flies after him. They fight across the globe and finally end up back in Paris. Thor pins Marvel down with Mjolnir and figures that she needs a timeout, and everyone calls Marvel a party-pooper.
Later, Marvel reports to Maria and tells her what happened. She explains that if she exerted her full powers, she'd blow a crater in the planet. Jane gets a call and steps aside to take it, and Thor asks when he can see her again. She asks Thor if he destroyed the planet, and Thor says that nobody got hurt. Maria calls Jane back, and Jane hangs up and goes back to the others. When Jane hears the others about blowing up Thor, she points out that he's a lughead but not a planetary threat. Maria tells Jane that her assistance is no longer required, and SHIELD agents drop Jane and Darcy off in Las Vegas. Howard comes over and complains about Darcy ditching him, while Jane calls Thor. Loki has the phone, while Thor and the others have late-night Chinese.
Before he can put Thor on, Loki drops the phone and it breaks. Darcy suggests that they call Thor's mother to stop the party, and Jane seizes on the idea.
The partygoers start wrecking havoc on the planet, and Marvel grabs a flying Thor.
In their camper, Jane and Darcy power up their equipment and they call to Heimdall. He pulls her to Asgard.
Marvel flies Thor into orbit and throws him down toward Earth.
Heimdall summons Jane to him, and then teleports her back to Earth.
Marvel flies down to confront Thor, while Maria tells her people in the nearby helicarrier to arm the nukes in case Marvel gets "distracted by a cat".
Jane finds herself at the party where Frigga is drinking with her sister and the other gusts.
Thor tells Marvel to loosen up. Marvel gives him a countdown.
Jane drinks wine and tells Frigga that Thor is in trouble on Earth. Frigga projects her image to Earth, interrupting his fight with Marvel, and demands to know what he's doing. The goddess says that she had a visitor, and Jane is worried about Thor. Thor claims that his "study group" came to Earth for a cultural exchange, and Frigga tells her son that she's coming to Earth to see his studies for himself.
Maria tells her people to stand down.
Marvel tells Thor that she almost feels bad for him, tells him to start cleaning, and flies off.
At the party, Frigga tells the others that she has to leave.
Thor flies back to the party and asks Loki for help, and warns that his mother is coming. Loki leaves with his giant retinue, not seeing that it's his problem, Thor tells the partygoers that the party is over and they have to stay and clean up. They all dismiss Thor as a party-pooper and leave, Thor soars into the air and says in a commanding voice that the partygoers will listen to him, and his mother is coming and really mad., and they help clean up.
Frigga arrives on Earth and find Thor and the partygoers studying. Marvel arrives with a tablet of information, and says that Thor requested it. Frigga thanks Marvel for helping "educate" her son, and Thor summons his decorated hammer and prepares to leave with Frigga.
Thor pays a visit to Jane and brings flowers, and says that she did the right thing by calling Frigga in, even it wasn't the cool thing. He says that he'll call her, and Jane tells Thor to ask him out on a date. Thor does, inviting her to a planet full of unicorns, and Jane accepts and goes back into the camper.
As Thor walks away, an army of robots teleport in. Their leader is Ultron in Vision's body, and wields the Infinity Stones.
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