- Narrator: After watching "The Invisible Man", I managed to do in a few hours what it was taking Greg a few days to do.
- Greg Wuliger: So how do you like the book so far?
- Chris: Oh, it was great. I already turned in my report.
- Greg Wuliger: Already turned it in? I'm only, like, halfway through the book. I've never seen you crank out a book report this fast.
- Chris: I didn't read the book. I watched the movie.
- Greg Wuliger: Wait, what movie?
- Chris: "The Invisible Man." You know, the guy drinks the serum, disappears.
- Greg Wuliger: Dude, the movie "The Invisible Man" has absolutely nothing to do with the book "Invisible Man." I don't know what you wrote, but whatever it is, you better hope Ms. Rivera doesn't read it.
- Narrator: Too bad I didn't write that paper in invisible ink.
- Narrator: I didn't think Ms. Rivera had heat vision, but I turned away to protect my eyes just in case.
- Narrator: Well, once again, I learned a lesson. I learned that movies can teach you almost as much as books can, but in the process, I lost the best teacher I ever had.