- [the Eds are in Eddy's garage, over which a sign is hung reading "Eds Pesky Problem Fixers". Eddy is behind a desk, Edd is with a typewriter, and Ed is using a mop. Suddenly, the phone rings]
- Ed: Hello!
- Eddy: [answering the phone] Ed, Edd n Eddy's Pesky Problem Fixers! Got a problem that's pesky? We'll fix 'er, for just one lousy quarter!
- [Muffled gobbling comes from the telephone]
- Eddy: WHADDA YA MEAN, YOU'RE BROKE? Hey! If you're looking for charity, call Kids Next Door. They're cheap.
- [He slams down the receiver]