Rugrats (TV Series)

Angelica Orders Out/Let It Snow (1997)

Michael Bell: Drew Pickles, Chas Finster

Quotes 

• Lou Pickles : [doorbell rings]  Now what? It's Drew! With some kind of big box!

  Angelica Pickles : [gasps happily]  My Cynthia Ultra Mega Playworld!

  Lou Pickles : You called him too? Who *else* did you call?

  Angelica Pickles : [nervously]  Um, nobody.

  Lou Pickles : Good.

  [throws the PVFM 5000 and phone to the floor] 

  Lou Pickles : OK, I'll handle your daddy. You grab Tommy and hide somewhere. And don't make a peep until I say so.

  [Angelica drags Tommy; Lou desperately picks up a bag of cakes; the doorbell rings again] 

  Lou Pickles : Hold your horses!

  [opens the front door] 

  Lou Pickles : H-hello, Drew. What brings you over?

  Drew Pickles : Hi, Pop. Charlotte called and said that Angelica's been so good lately that I had to run out and get this very expensive-- Holy mackerel, what happened?

  Lou Pickles : Uh-oh.

  [cakes fall through a hole in the bottom of the bag and onto the ground] 

  Drew Pickles : Angelica hasn't been eating sweets, has she?

  Lou Pickles : Uh, no, I just ordered myself some dessert while the kids were napping.

  [bites down on one of the cakes] 

  Lou Pickles : You want some? It's raspberry. Uh-oh.

  [everyone else arrives] 

  Lou Pickles : Stay right there.

  [closes door] 

  Lou Pickles : Chaz? Betty and Howard? What are *they* doing here?

  Angelica Pickles : [realizes she's lying]  Um, oh yeah, I called them too.

  Lou Pickles : [suspiciously]  Anybody *else*?

  Angelica Pickles : Uh-uh.

  Lou Pickles : Tell you what, boy. Why don't I just grab this?

  [takes the box] 

  Lou Pickles : And you can head home. Here.

  [gives Drew the bag of desserts] 

  Drew Pickles : But, Pop, I don't like cream-filled...

  Charles "Chas" Finster : Hi, Drew. I hope we're not too late for Angelica's surprise party.

  Drew Pickles : What are you talking about? Angelica's birthday isn't for six months.

  Lou Pickles : [Stu, Didi, and Charlotte all arrive]  Well, look at the time. Nice seeing you all.

  [closes the door, drops the box and grabs Tommy] 

  Lou Pickles : Come here, sprout. Angelica, you get rid of all this stuff while I keep them busy.

  Angelica Pickles : OK, Grandpa.

  [everyone talks amongst each other outside; Lou carries Tommy out] 

  Lou Pickles : Look at this, everybody. I uh, I taught Tommy how to dance.

  [moves a confused Tommy to the ground and pretends letting him dance] 

  Drew Pickles : Dad, I thought you said they were napping.

  Charlotte Pickles : Drew, what are you doing here?

  Drew Pickles : Well, I guess I'm here for this big surprise party that *you* didn't even tell me about.

  Stu Pickles : Pop, what's going on here?

  Drew Pickles : Yeah, what *is* going on here?

  Charlotte Pickles : *I* need an explanation.

  Lou Pickles : [nervously backs into the house]  Well... I, uh...

  [everyone follows him in and sees Angelica eating all the desserts] 

  Angelica Pickles : [mouthful]  Hi, everybody.

  Didi Pickles : [aggravated]  Pop! What happened here?

  Stu Pickles : Don't tell me you fell asleep again!

  Lou Pickles : Oh, no, as a matter of fact, I was watching 'em real close, and I, uh...

  [Tommy grabs the PVFM 5000] 

  Lou Pickles : Well, don't look at me!

  [points to Angelica] 

  Lou Pickles : Ask her!

  Angelica Pickles : What difference does it make who did what? The important thing is, we're all here and we love each other.

  [hugs Tommy, unknowingly moving the PVFM 5000 in front of her mouth] 

  Angelica Pickles : After all, family is *really* what matters, right?

  [everybody stares at her, realising that she made all the phone calls] 

  Angelica Pickles : Why are you all looking at me?

• Angelica Pickles : It's ringing!

  Larry : Hello, Zippy Snappy Home Delivery. This is Larry speaking. How may I help you?

  Angelica Pickles : Hi, I'd like a big bag of double fudge chocolate chip cookies. Send it to the Pickles house right away please.

  Tommy Pickles : Cookies? If my mommy catches us with cookies, she's gonna take away Grandpa's teeth.

  Angelica Pickles : [Pushes Tommy away to the floor]  Quiet.

  Larry : Uh, excuse me, but how old are you, little girl?

  Angelica Pickles : I'm practically 6, uh, 9.

  Angelica Pickles : Sorry, kid. We only take orders from grownups.

  Angelica Pickles : But, but--- hold the phone, please.

  [Quickly gets Stu's voice invention] 

  Angelica Pickles : Hello, this is Charlotte Pickles speaking. I'm a grown-up lady. You got a problem sending my sweet little girl her cookies?

  Larry : Uh, no, Mrs. P, as long as you say it's okay, um, do you want anything else?

  Angelica Pickles : Anything else? Um, what else you got?

  Larry : Well, for dessert, we've got chocolate cake, eclairs, coconut cream pie, strawberry shortcake, chocolate macadamias, and chocolate...

  Angelica Pickles : That sounds good. Send it all. Bye. Now, that was pretty easy. Wonder who else I could call. Hmm, I think this button is what I'm looking for. It's ringing.

  Drew Pickles : Hello, Pickles residence. Drew speaking.

  Angelica Pickles : Oh, hello da-- I mean, Drew. This is Charlotte Pickles speaking.

  Drew Pickles : Yeah, thanks for telling me, hon. I never would've guessed.

  Angelica Pickles : Listen, Drew. Angelica is the bestest, most wonderfulest girl in the whole wide world, so I want you to run out to the toy city and buy me-- I mean her, that new Cynthia ultra mega playworld that she's been wanting for so long, since she's been so good and all.

  Drew Pickles : Are we talking about the same Angelica?

  Angelica Pickles : JUST GET IT! And bring it over to Tommy's house so that Angelica can play with it today. I gotta go. Kiss kiss.