Rugrats (TV Series)

Angelica Orders Out/Let It Snow (1997)

Cheryl Chase: Angelica Pickles

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Quotes 

• Lou Pickles : [doorbell rings]  Now what? It's Drew! With some kind of big box!

  Angelica Pickles : [gasps happily]  My Cynthia Ultra Mega Playworld!

  Lou Pickles : You called him too? Who *else* did you call?

  Angelica Pickles : [nervously]  Um, nobody.

  Lou Pickles : Good.

  [throws the PVFM 5000 and phone to the floor] 

  Lou Pickles : OK, I'll handle your daddy. You grab Tommy and hide somewhere. And don't make a peep until I say so.

  [Angelica drags Tommy; Lou desperately picks up a bag of cakes; the doorbell rings again] 

  Lou Pickles : Hold your horses!

  [opens the front door] 

  Lou Pickles : H-hello, Drew. What brings you over?

  Drew Pickles : Hi, Pop. Charlotte called and said that Angelica's been so good lately that I had to run out and get this very expensive-- Holy mackerel, what happened?

  Lou Pickles : Uh-oh.

  [cakes fall through a hole in the bottom of the bag and onto the ground] 

  Drew Pickles : Angelica hasn't been eating sweets, has she?

  Lou Pickles : Uh, no, I just ordered myself some dessert while the kids were napping.

  [bites down on one of the cakes] 

  Lou Pickles : You want some? It's raspberry. Uh-oh.

  [everyone else arrives] 

  Lou Pickles : Stay right there.

  [closes door] 

  Lou Pickles : Chaz? Betty and Howard? What are *they* doing here?

  Angelica Pickles : [realizes she's lying]  Um, oh yeah, I called them too.

  Lou Pickles : [suspiciously]  Anybody *else*?

  Angelica Pickles : Uh-uh.

  Lou Pickles : Tell you what, boy. Why don't I just grab this?

  [takes the box] 

  Lou Pickles : And you can head home. Here.

  [gives Drew the bag of desserts] 

  Drew Pickles : But, Pop, I don't like cream-filled...

  Charles "Chas" Finster : Hi, Drew. I hope we're not too late for Angelica's surprise party.

  Drew Pickles : What are you talking about? Angelica's birthday isn't for six months.

  Lou Pickles : [Stu, Didi, and Charlotte all arrive]  Well, look at the time. Nice seeing you all.

  [closes the door, drops the box and grabs Tommy] 

  Lou Pickles : Come here, sprout. Angelica, you get rid of all this stuff while I keep them busy.

  Angelica Pickles : OK, Grandpa.

  [everyone talks amongst each other outside; Lou carries Tommy out] 

  Lou Pickles : Look at this, everybody. I uh, I taught Tommy how to dance.

  [moves a confused Tommy to the ground and pretends letting him dance] 

  Drew Pickles : Dad, I thought you said they were napping.

  Charlotte Pickles : Drew, what are you doing here?

  Drew Pickles : Well, I guess I'm here for this big surprise party that *you* didn't even tell me about.

  Stu Pickles : Pop, what's going on here?

  Drew Pickles : Yeah, what *is* going on here?

  Charlotte Pickles : *I* need an explanation.

  Lou Pickles : [nervously backs into the house]  Well... I, uh...

  [everyone follows him in and sees Angelica eating all the desserts] 

  Angelica Pickles : [mouthful]  Hi, everybody.

  Didi Pickles : [aggravated]  Pop! What happened here?

  Stu Pickles : Don't tell me you fell asleep again!

  Lou Pickles : Oh, no, as a matter of fact, I was watching 'em real close, and I, uh...

  [Tommy grabs the PVFM 5000] 

  Lou Pickles : Well, don't look at me!

  [points to Angelica] 

  Lou Pickles : Ask her!

  Angelica Pickles : What difference does it make who did what? The important thing is, we're all here and we love each other.

  [hugs Tommy, unknowingly moving the PVFM 5000 in front of her mouth] 

  Angelica Pickles : After all, family is *really* what matters, right?

  [everybody stares at her, realising that she made all the phone calls] 

  Angelica Pickles : Why are you all looking at me?

• Angelica Pickles : [Using Stu's invention and a picture of Didi through the mail slot once Larry delivers the food]  Just leave the bags by the door.

  Larry : Huh? Who said that?

  Angelica Pickles : Down here. Just leave the bags and go away.

  Larry : Um, ok, sure. Thanks for calling Zippy Snappy Home Delivery.

  Angelica Pickles : Go away!

  [closes the mail slot; Larry leaves] 

• Angelica Pickles : It's ringing!

  Larry : Hello, Zippy Snappy Home Delivery. This is Larry speaking. How may I help you?

  Angelica Pickles : Hi, I'd like a big bag of double fudge chocolate chip cookies. Send it to the Pickles house right away please.

  Tommy Pickles : Cookies? If my mommy catches us with cookies, she's gonna take away Grandpa's teeth.

  Angelica Pickles : [Pushes Tommy away to the floor]  Quiet.

  Larry : Uh, excuse me, but how old are you, little girl?

  Angelica Pickles : I'm practically 6, uh, 9.

  Angelica Pickles : Sorry, kid. We only take orders from grownups.

  Angelica Pickles : But, but--- hold the phone, please.

  [Quickly gets Stu's voice invention] 

  Angelica Pickles : Hello, this is Charlotte Pickles speaking. I'm a grown-up lady. You got a problem sending my sweet little girl her cookies?

  Larry : Uh, no, Mrs. P, as long as you say it's okay, um, do you want anything else?

  Angelica Pickles : Anything else? Um, what else you got?

  Larry : Well, for dessert, we've got chocolate cake, eclairs, coconut cream pie, strawberry shortcake, chocolate macadamias, and chocolate...

  Angelica Pickles : That sounds good. Send it all. Bye. Now, that was pretty easy. Wonder who else I could call. Hmm, I think this button is what I'm looking for. It's ringing.

  Drew Pickles : Hello, Pickles residence. Drew speaking.

  Angelica Pickles : Oh, hello da-- I mean, Drew. This is Charlotte Pickles speaking.

  Drew Pickles : Yeah, thanks for telling me, hon. I never would've guessed.

  Angelica Pickles : Listen, Drew. Angelica is the bestest, most wonderfulest girl in the whole wide world, so I want you to run out to the toy city and buy me-- I mean her, that new Cynthia ultra mega playworld that she's been wanting for so long, since she's been so good and all.

  Drew Pickles : Are we talking about the same Angelica?

  Angelica Pickles : JUST GET IT! And bring it over to Tommy's house so that Angelica can play with it today. I gotta go. Kiss kiss.

• Lou Pickles : How about we head into the kitchen and order us some lunch from Zippy's?

  [carries Tommy into the kitchen] 

  Angelica Pickles : [frantically]  Can I dial the phone, huh, Grandpa? Please? Can I, can I, can I?

  Lou Pickles : [sits Tommy down in his chair]  All right, already! Jumpin' jahosafact!

  Angelica Pickles : Yippee!

  Lou Pickles : [drags over a chair and helps Angelica up]  There you go, sprout. Now, these here are the speed dial buttons, see? Number one is Phil and Lil's house, number two is your house, number three is Chuckie's house, and all the way down here at number nine is Zippy the Deli.

  [picks up the receiver] 

  Lou Pickles : Now, go on and push the button.

  [Angelica does so; the phone rings] 

  Larry : Hello, Zippy's Snappy Home Delivery. This is Larry speaking. How may I help you?

  Lou Pickles : Hello, this is Lou Pickles. I'd like to order some food for delivery.

  Larry : [grabs a pencil]  Oakie doke, Mr. Pickles, shoot.

  [writes as Lou speaks] 

  Lou Pickles : Send me two baloney sandwiches on white with extra mayo and, uh... some steamed carrots with a side of cottage cheese. And what about dessert? You got any baked apples?

  Larry : Sure do.

  Lou Pickles : Terrific! Send over three baked apples with that order. Account's in the name of Pickles.

  Larry : Your food is on the way. Thanks for calling Zippy's Snappy Home Delivery.

  [they both hang up] 

  Angelica Pickles : Baked apples? I *hate* stinky baked apples!

  Lou Pickles : [picks Tommy up and heads for the living room]  Sorry, Angelica, but you heard Aunt Didi. No junk food. You wouldn't want your old grandpa to get his teeth taken away, would ya?

  Angelica Pickles : [looks up at the phone]  Hmm...

• [first lines; a shadow roars and stomps across the living room floor towards Tommy and Angelica; Stu walks over to them and talks into a microphone] 

  Stu Pickles : [high voice]  Hello, Angelica. It's me, Uncle Stu the magic elf.

  [Angelica bursts out laughing; Stu presses a button on the microphone] 

  Stu Pickles : [deep voice]  Tommy, my son.

  [Tommy gasps] 

  Stu Pickles : Come over to the dark side, and on the way, pick me up half a dozen bagels. Two plain, two onion and two...

  Didi Pickles : [enters the living room with Charlotte]  Stu! What on earth?

  Stu Pickles : [normal voice]  Hey, Deed, check out my new invention. It's the Pickles Voice Frequency Modulator 5000. Watch this.

  [holds the PVFM 5000 in front of Tommy, who baby talks in a deep voice] 

  Angelica Pickles : Can I try it, Uncle Stu?

  [Stu hands the PVFM 5000 to her] 

  Angelica Pickles : [Charlotte's voice]  Do, how does it work? Hey, listen to *me*!

  Lou Pickles : [watches from his armchair]  Well, I'll be! She sounds just like Charlotte!

  Angelica Pickles : All right, now, I'm the boss of everybody, and you all have to do exactly what I say!

  Charlotte Pickles : [clasps her hands together]  Isn't that precious?

  Stu Pickles : Heh-heh, yeah, precious. OK, sweetie. Give Uncle Stu back his invention.

  [takes the PVFM 5000 away] 

  Angelica Pickles : [normal voice]  Aww!

  Stu Pickles : [sets it down on the drawers]  You wouldn't wanna break his prototype.

  Didi Pickles : [checks her wristwatch]  Oh, my goodness, Stu! We'd better get going or we'll miss that Wonderful World of Wicker seminar!

  [Lou snores in his chair] 

  Stu Pickles : [shakes Lou's arm]  Pop, don't go to sleep!

  Lou Pickles : [wakes up]  Huh? Wh-what?

  Stu Pickles : You said you'd watch the kids, remember?

  Lou Pickles : Oh, of *course* I remember!

  Didi Pickles : Why don't you call Zippy's Snappy Delivery Deli and just order some lunch for you and the kids? The number's on the speed dial. Just tell them to put it on the Pickles Account.

  Lou Pickles : Oh, all right.

  Charlotte Pickles : Angelica, Mommy has to run to a meeting. Give me a kiss.

  [they exchange air kisses; Charlotte leaves] 

  Didi Pickles : [rubs Tommy's head]  Bye-bye, sweetheart. Be a good boy.

  Stu Pickles : [waves to Tommy]  Bye, tiger. Bye, Pop.

  Didi Pickles : See you in a while, Pop.

  [stops and turns back] 

  Didi Pickles : Oh! And we're trying to take care of their teeth, so don't order them any junk food or... or I'll take *your* teeth away.

  [Tommy gasps in horror] 

  Lou Pickles : Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go on, get out of here, have fun.