Rugrats (TV Series)
Angelica Orders Out/Let It Snow (1997)
Tress MacNeille: Charlotte Pickles
Quotes
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Lou Pickles : [doorbell rings] Now what? It's Drew! With some kind of big box!
Angelica Pickles : [gasps happily] My Cynthia Ultra Mega Playworld!
Lou Pickles : You called him too? Who *else* did you call?
Angelica Pickles : [nervously] Um, nobody.
Lou Pickles : Good.
[throws the PVFM 5000 and phone to the floor]
Lou Pickles : OK, I'll handle your daddy. You grab Tommy and hide somewhere. And don't make a peep until I say so.
[Angelica drags Tommy; Lou desperately picks up a bag of cakes; the doorbell rings again]
Lou Pickles : Hold your horses!
[opens the front door]
Lou Pickles : H-hello, Drew. What brings you over?
Drew Pickles : Hi, Pop. Charlotte called and said that Angelica's been so good lately that I had to run out and get this very expensive-- Holy mackerel, what happened?
Lou Pickles : Uh-oh.
[cakes fall through a hole in the bottom of the bag and onto the ground]
Drew Pickles : Angelica hasn't been eating sweets, has she?
Lou Pickles : Uh, no, I just ordered myself some dessert while the kids were napping.
[bites down on one of the cakes]
Lou Pickles : You want some? It's raspberry. Uh-oh.
[everyone else arrives]
Lou Pickles : Stay right there.
[closes door]
Lou Pickles : Chaz? Betty and Howard? What are *they* doing here?
Angelica Pickles : [realizes she's lying] Um, oh yeah, I called them too.
Lou Pickles : [suspiciously] Anybody *else*?
Angelica Pickles : Uh-uh.
Lou Pickles : Tell you what, boy. Why don't I just grab this?
[takes the box]
Lou Pickles : And you can head home. Here.
[gives Drew the bag of desserts]
Drew Pickles : But, Pop, I don't like cream-filled...
Charles "Chas" Finster : Hi, Drew. I hope we're not too late for Angelica's surprise party.
Drew Pickles : What are you talking about? Angelica's birthday isn't for six months.
Lou Pickles : [Stu, Didi, and Charlotte all arrive] Well, look at the time. Nice seeing you all.
[closes the door, drops the box and grabs Tommy]
Lou Pickles : Come here, sprout. Angelica, you get rid of all this stuff while I keep them busy.
Angelica Pickles : OK, Grandpa.
[everyone talks amongst each other outside; Lou carries Tommy out]
Lou Pickles : Look at this, everybody. I uh, I taught Tommy how to dance.
[moves a confused Tommy to the ground and pretends letting him dance]
Drew Pickles : Dad, I thought you said they were napping.
Charlotte Pickles : Drew, what are you doing here?
Drew Pickles : Well, I guess I'm here for this big surprise party that *you* didn't even tell me about.
Stu Pickles : Pop, what's going on here?
Drew Pickles : Yeah, what *is* going on here?
Charlotte Pickles : *I* need an explanation.
Lou Pickles : [nervously backs into the house] Well... I, uh...
[everyone follows him in and sees Angelica eating all the desserts]
Angelica Pickles : [mouthful] Hi, everybody.
Didi Pickles : [aggravated] Pop! What happened here?
Stu Pickles : Don't tell me you fell asleep again!
Lou Pickles : Oh, no, as a matter of fact, I was watching 'em real close, and I, uh...
[Tommy grabs the PVFM 5000]
Lou Pickles : Well, don't look at me!
[points to Angelica]
Lou Pickles : Ask her!
Angelica Pickles : What difference does it make who did what? The important thing is, we're all here and we love each other.
[hugs Tommy, unknowingly moving the PVFM 5000 in front of her mouth]
Angelica Pickles : After all, family is *really* what matters, right?
[everybody stares at her, realising that she made all the phone calls]
Angelica Pickles : Why are you all looking at me?
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[first lines; a shadow roars and stomps across the living room floor towards Tommy and Angelica; Stu walks over to them and talks into a microphone]
Stu Pickles : [high voice] Hello, Angelica. It's me, Uncle Stu the magic elf.
[Angelica bursts out laughing; Stu presses a button on the microphone]
Stu Pickles : [deep voice] Tommy, my son.
[Tommy gasps]
Stu Pickles : Come over to the dark side, and on the way, pick me up half a dozen bagels. Two plain, two onion and two...
Didi Pickles : [enters the living room with Charlotte] Stu! What on earth?
Stu Pickles : [normal voice] Hey, Deed, check out my new invention. It's the Pickles Voice Frequency Modulator 5000. Watch this.
[holds the PVFM 5000 in front of Tommy, who baby talks in a deep voice]
Angelica Pickles : Can I try it, Uncle Stu?
[Stu hands the PVFM 5000 to her]
Angelica Pickles : [Charlotte's voice] Do, how does it work? Hey, listen to *me*!
Lou Pickles : [watches from his armchair] Well, I'll be! She sounds just like Charlotte!
Angelica Pickles : All right, now, I'm the boss of everybody, and you all have to do exactly what I say!
Charlotte Pickles : [clasps her hands together] Isn't that precious?
Stu Pickles : Heh-heh, yeah, precious. OK, sweetie. Give Uncle Stu back his invention.
[takes the PVFM 5000 away]
Angelica Pickles : [normal voice] Aww!
Stu Pickles : [sets it down on the drawers] You wouldn't wanna break his prototype.
Didi Pickles : [checks her wristwatch] Oh, my goodness, Stu! We'd better get going or we'll miss that Wonderful World of Wicker seminar!
[Lou snores in his chair]
Stu Pickles : [shakes Lou's arm] Pop, don't go to sleep!
Lou Pickles : [wakes up] Huh? Wh-what?
Stu Pickles : You said you'd watch the kids, remember?
Lou Pickles : Oh, of *course* I remember!
Didi Pickles : Why don't you call Zippy's Snappy Delivery Deli and just order some lunch for you and the kids? The number's on the speed dial. Just tell them to put it on the Pickles Account.
Lou Pickles : Oh, all right.
Charlotte Pickles : Angelica, Mommy has to run to a meeting. Give me a kiss.
[they exchange air kisses; Charlotte leaves]
Didi Pickles : [rubs Tommy's head] Bye-bye, sweetheart. Be a good boy.
Stu Pickles : [waves to Tommy] Bye, tiger. Bye, Pop.
Didi Pickles : See you in a while, Pop.
[stops and turns back]
Didi Pickles : Oh! And we're trying to take care of their teeth, so don't order them any junk food or... or I'll take *your* teeth away.
[Tommy gasps in horror]
Lou Pickles : Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go on, get out of here, have fun.
