Family Guy (TV Series)

LASIK Instinct (2021)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : [after being told that she had bad eyesight]  Well, what do I do about it?

  Dr. Elmer Hartman : Well, I'm no doctor, but I would say you either need to get glasses or LASIK.

• Meg Griffin : I can't believe you've been lying! Why?

  Lois Griffin : Don't you get it? I have to be blind to keep the money rolling in. Nobody's gonna be inspired by a middle-aged, cisgendered, able-bodied white woman.

  Peter Griffin : [pops up out of nowhere]  Or man!