A Little Help (2010)

Jay Klaitz: Patient

Quotes 

• Patient : What's with that bird, anyway?

  Laura Pehlke : It's supposed to be soothing. What, you're not soothed?

  Patient : It fuckin' creeps me out, actually. You like that thing?

  Laura Pehlke : Yeah. In a casserole, maybe.

• Laura Pehlke : [parrot repeatedly saying "rinse please" in the background]  Hi, I'm Laura. Sorry I'm late. I saw you the last time you were here, right?

  Patient : Uh, no, maybe a year or two ago. Uh, listen, I need to be at work by...

  Laura Pehlke : Don't worry, I'm gonna get you all polished up and out of here in no time.