Left 4 Dead (2008 Video Game)

Jim French: Bill

Quotes 

• Bill : Son of a bitch!

• Francis : I hate elevators.

  Francis : I hate helicopters.

  Francis : I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops...

  Bill : Francis, is there anything you *don't* hate?

  Francis : You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests.

• Louis : [after surviving a zombie attack]  We made it! I can't believe we made it!

  Bill : [lighting cigarette]  Son, we just crossed the street... Let's not throw a party 'til we're out of the city.

• Bill : Hey, Francis, if I ever turn, can you shoot me?

  Francis : What if your beard turns? Can I shoot that?

  Bill : ...Don't be an ass, Francis.

• Francis : I'm getting tired of all these goddamn vampires!

  Bill : They're zombies, Francis!

  Francis : Call those freaks whatever you want!

• Church Lunatic : NO! No one gets in unless I'm sure they're immune!

  Bill : Son, we're immune, we're tired, and there's *Infected* in the damn woods. Now *cut out the shit and let us in!*

  Church Lunatic : Only when I know you are human. Get ready for the test.

  [starts ringing the church bell] 

  Church Lunatic : DING DONG! DING DONG! Dinner's served! COME AND GET IT!

• Bill : Francis! What the hell are you doing?

• Bill : Speak up Francis. Your voice is all muffled from your head being so damn far up your ass!

• Bill : I'll see peace back on Earth if I have to murder these animals with my *bare goddamn hands!*

• Louis : [as the Tank attacks]  Run? Or shoot?

  [beat; the Tank runs towards the group, knocking Common Infected aside in its wake] 

  Louis : [repeating in a shout]  *Run or shoot?*

  Bill : *Both!*

  ["gun run" begins] 

• Bill , Francis , Louis , Zoey : [recurring line]  Reloading!

• Bill : [recurring line]  Shut up, Francis.

• [first lines] 

  Bill : Hold up!

  [examines a pile of corpses, touches a green fluid] 

  Bill : Never seen anything like this before...

  Francis : Geez! Don't let that stop you from smearing it all over yourself.

  Bill : [scowls; wipes fluid on Francis]  They're changing!

  Francis : [disgusted]  Ah! Dammit, Bill! Aww! It stinks!

  [Louis chuckles, right before everyone hears someone... crying...?] 

  Zoey : Someone's still alive...!