Left 4 Dead (2008 Video Game)

Nathan Vetterlein: Church Guy

Quotes 

• Church Lunatic : [when the Survivors try to open the saferoom door]  Who's there?

  Francis : Let's see: I'm Francis, and that's Grandpa Bill, and - there's *zombies* out here! *Open the GODDAMN DOOR!*

• Church Lunatic : NO! No one gets in unless I'm sure they're immune!

  Bill : Son, we're immune, we're tired, and there's *Infected* in the damn woods. Now *cut out the shit and let us in!*

  Church Lunatic : Only when I know you are human. Get ready for the test.

  [starts ringing the church bell] 

  Church Lunatic : DING DONG! DING DONG! Dinner's served! COME AND GET IT!

• Zoey : You know, we can *make* you open that goddamn door.

  Church Lunatic : [sarcastically]  Oh, *really?*

  [rings church bell, attracting Infected] 

  Church Lunatic : *How 'bout NOW?*