Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys (2008 TV Movie)

Robb Wells: Ricky

Quotes 

• Ricky : What the fuck is going on in there, you OK?

  Julian : Ah fuck. Cover me my gun's jammed.

  Ricky : Sam you're about to get your empty fucking cave head full of bullets.

  Sam Lasco : With a pellet gun Ricky? Put the fucking thing down right now.

  Ricky : It's Bubble's pellet gun Sam. That's all I got.

  Sam Lasco : Fine. Put it down. And bring me that sandwich.

  Ricky : I'm not giving you my fucking sandwich.

• Ricky : Cyrus can please tone it the fuck down please?

  Cyrus : You should get out here and dirty dance too Ricky. Unless you're scared.

  Ricky : Are you thrusting at me?

• Ricky : [Ricky to Randy who's holding his baby]  You can't feed a baby onion rings.

  Randy : I didn't know, sorry.

  Ricky : And what the fuck is all... oh my God you got sweat and grease all over him

  Lucy : That's great. Thanks.

• Ricky : God love Randy he's fucking trying, but he's smoking way too much dope. When I smoked the mosted dope in my like it was 5, 10 grams a day and he's smoking 10, 15 grams a day and it dumbs him out. It's way too much for him he's not that smart as it goes anyway.

• Ricky : I love all creature likes gophers and deerts and those things that fly and everything else but, fuck seagulls, I got no time for those cocksuckers.

• Ricky : The fuck is that smell that I smell?

  Bubbles : Its... Sam!

• Bubbles : Boys we might have to do a PLS on them.

  Ricky : A what?

  Bubbles : A Preemptive Liquor Strike!

• Ricky : I'm officially refusing this arrest under Canada's Laws of Evolution of People!

• Ricky : Try my dad's liquor too, the first drink is a little rough but it fuckin' goes down good after that.

• Ricky : Lucy, we need to do the dirtiest dancing we've ever done!

  Lucy : Why?

  Ricky : Because Fuckrus is here!

• Julian : What's going on here? We've got dicks, dicks, more dicks!

  Ricky : When we call someone a dick do you know what that means?

  Jacob Collins : Yeah!

  Ricky : No I don't think you do! Cause there's dicks all over the place! And not just the guys, there's women dicks in here too! Now get rid of them! Get them the fuck out of here!

  Jacob Collins : Alright guys, no dicks!

• Jim Lahey : We've had some shitty days together. We've had some magnificent days, some shitty and magnificent. But guess what day tonight is!

  Ricky : It's gotta be your drunkest night of all times, I'm thinking.

• Ricky : Take a fucking shower Sam, you stink!

  Sam Lasco : People take too many showers, Ricky.

• Ricky : I don't want to be filmed anymores! No mores! You knew what was happening and you didn't fucking warnt us?

  [They proceed to break the camera and beat up the film crew] 

  Ricky : Aw did I break your precious little camera? All you had to do was give us a little warnting!