- Richard (segment "Survivor Type"): Any asshole knows how to die. The thing to learn is how to survive.
- Richard (segment "Survivor Type"): They say you are what you eat, right? So... haven't changed much.
- Richard (segment "Survivor Type"): How badly does the patient want to survive? Let me answer with a question. How badly does the patient want to live?
- Blake (segment "Twittering from the Circus of the Dead"): Circus of the Dead? More like "Circus of the Lame".
- Richard (segment "Survivor Type"): The age-old question: how badly does the patient want to survive?