- [Adam is lusting after a pornography actress with unbelievably large breasts]
- Adam Klaus: Ohhhhhh. What I wouldn't give, Jonathan, for a piece of that action. The eighth and nine wonders of the world. If you're looking for a 360-degree experience, you could lose your whole face in there and never see it again. Forget about bras - you wouldn't get those in a *hammock*!
- Jonathan Creek: Have you finished?
- Adam Klaus: Sorry?
- Jonathan Creek: Are you done? Because I've really got better things to do than stand around here watching your tongue hanging out like a roller-blind at the sight of someone called Candy Mountains.