- Gargamel: [laughs] Sit tight my little bon-bons! Lunch is almost ready!
- Papa Smurf: I'm surprised at you, Gargamel. You should never eat Smurfs for lunch. You should eat Smurfs for dinner.
- Smurfs: [Gasp in shock] Papa Smurf!
- Papa Smurf: And I'm sure with Greedy's help, we could make you a great meal.
- Gargamel: Oh, really?
- Papa Smurf: It's simply a matter of adding the proper seasonings: a pinch of parsley; a little pepper; a dash of salt; perhaps a clove or two all smothered in butter. Of course if you aren't interested in having the meal of a lifetime...
- Gargamel: No, no, no, no! It sounds so good that I can hardly wait! But I will, I will!
- Greedy Smurf: Papa Smurf, do you really think it is smurfy to encourage him like that?
- Papa Smurf: Don't worry, Greedy! I'm only stalling so we have time to come up with a plan.
- Greedy Smurf: Thanks smurfness! Uh... what's the plan?
- Papa Smurf: I'm afraid... uh... that's something I don't even know yet.