- Justin Russo: [Alex brings Cupid into Waverly place and fails to get rid of him] What are we gonna do? We still have Cupid.
- Alex Russo: You said 'we'! So officially, you're in!
- Justin Russo: Man! Every time!
- Alex Russo: Dad, where's mom? She's supposed to turn up to my marriage and family class.
- Jerry Russo: Well, we lost her by the cupcakes.
- Alex Russo: Dad? Cupcakes?
- Jerry Russo: OK, I got lost in the cupcakes.
- Justin Russo: What are we gonna do? We still have Cupid.
- Alex Russo: You said 'we'! So officially, you're in!
- Justin Russo: Man! Every time!
- Harper Finkle: Hey Alex. Look what I knitted for Justin.
- [Hands over a sweater]
- Alex Russo: Oh, that's interesting. And it smells like shampoo.
- Harper Finkle: It's a sweater entirely made of my hair!
- Alex Russo: Er, Harper... Look, I hate to burst your bubble here, but Justin's only acting like that because Max just shot him with Cupid's love arrow.
- Harper Finkle: Gosh! I guess you're right. It's not real love if it comes from his butt and not his heart.
- Justin Russo: Mi amore, let's go for a carriage ride around Central Park.
- Harper Finkle: But I don't care!