The Smurfs (TV Series)
A Loss of Smurf (1986)
Frank Welker: Hefty Smurf
Quotes
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Hefty Smurf : Good morning, Grouchy.
Grouchy Smurf : I hate morning.
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Greedy Smurf : What's smurfing on?
Hefty Smurf : Yeah, who called an emergency assembly?
Smurfette : I think Vanity did.
Hefty Smurf : Vanity? Whenever Vanity calls an assembly, it's nothing but a waste of time.
[the other Smurfs agree]
Smurfette : Papa Smurf said any Smurf has the right to call an emergency assembly. Besides, maybe this time it really is an emergency.
Brainy Smurf : Oh, the last time Vanity called an emergency assembly, it was to show off a dimple that magically appeared on his chin after breakfast.
Hefty Smurf : Well, if this emergency's that silly, I vote we give him a whole head of new dimples.
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Vanity Smurf : Oh, please, please. My fellow Smurfs, I have an extremely important announcement to make. Ahem. I am wearing an extraordinarily, smurfy new hat.
Smurfs : A new hat?
Hefty Smurf : A new hat is not important enough for the whole village to assemble.
Vanity Smurf : I know, but you Smurfs will use any excuse to see me.
Hefty Smurf : That's the last smurf! Come on!
[the angry Smurfs close in on Vanity]
Vanity Smurf : Oh, how smurfy! You all want a closer look.
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Vanity Smurf : And in conclusion, my fellow Smurfs, I've learned that life is what you make it... but it helps if you're just naturally good-looking.
[the annoyed Smurfs all groan]
Hefty Smurf : Can't you do something about him, Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf : I'm afraid not. You see, Hefty, the more some Smurfs change...
[Vanity kisses his reflection in his mirror]
Papa Smurf : Heh heh heh. The more they stay the same.