Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

Family Game Night (2009)

David Henrie: Justin Russo

Quotes 

• Alex Russo : [whispers]  I have two brains inside my head.

  Justin Russo : If you're trying to psyche me out for charades, you're gonna have to do better than that.

  Alex Russo : No-no-no, I'm serious. I mixed up a bunch of spells and now I've got Harper's brain in my head. I can prove it. Just talk to Harper's brain.

  Justin Russo : Okay, let me... let me see. Hello, Harper's... brain.

  [Alex supresses a loving giggle] 

  Alex Russo : [as Harper]  You're staring at me with those eyes. I think I might faint.

• Justin Russo : Oh Alex, I need to ask you something. See I'm taking this girl to the baseball game, right?

  Alex Russo : What girl? Who are you taking?

  Justin Russo : Daphne. She thinks we're dating. I need your sneaky conniving advice of how to get out of it.

  Alex Russo : [as Harper]  Dump her. Just dump her! Dump her hard!

  [as Alex, Groans] 

  Alex Russo : You want to get rid of her? You're gonna need a road flare, a barrel of maple syrup, and a mini-trampoline. But we're not using the maple syrup the way you think.

  [Leading Alex out] 

  Alex Russo : We gotta go!