- Lazlo: Boy, what a happy ending!
- Edward: Lazlo, we're standing in Prickly Pines naked, and the moose we thought was our Scoutmaster just got hauled off as a deranged lunatic to a funny farm.
- Lazlo: Yeah! What a great summer! Whoooo! I can't wait for next year!
- [Everyone walks offscreen except for Samson]
- Samson: Okay, I think it just officially got to the point where it can't get any weirder.