- Lois Griffin: Have you decided on a name yet?
- Quagmire: Anna Lee. But I figure I'll just end up calling her Annal for short.
- Peter Griffin: That's funny
- Quagmire: Thank you
- Peter Griffin: Well, now, hang on, Quagmire. There's no guarantee it's your baby.
- Annaleigh Quagmire: Giggity.
- Quagmire: Oh... I say that.
- Bitch-Brian: Brian, I can't go to the bathroom by myself. Will you please help me? But I'm good at other stuff!
- Quagmire: If you and Lois would be willing to adopt the baby.
- Peter Griffin: Oh boy Quagmire... I don't think we can do that, we can barely take care of the two we have.
- Brian Griffin: Did you wash my car like I asked?
- Bitch-Brian: No, but I hit it with a rock.
- Brian Griffin: Okay, thanks.