- Holden: Hey Bailey, you mind if I join you?
- Bailey Pickett: Um...
- [nervous laugh]
- Bailey Pickett: Sure Holden.
- London Tipton: [addressing webcam] What Bailey doesn't know that is we've switched her bland tuna fish sandwich with a horrid jalapeno hoagie!
- [giggles]
- Holden: So, beautiful day huh?
- Bailey Pickett: [eats Hoagie] Umm... Hot.
- Holden: Hmm well i guess it is a little warm
- Bailey Pickett: Hot... Hot...
- Holden: Thanks. Well I guess the Body Mist is working
- [Bailey spits out jalapeno on Holden's shirt]
- London Tipton: See that is hot hot
- [giggles]
- Bailey Pickett: [while running up to waiter] water water
- [she takes a cup and knocks it back]
- Bailey Pickett: Empty... Empty
- [snatches ice-cream out of child's hand and eats it]
- London Tipton: [like an interview with Bailey] BOO YOU! Uou've just been boo you'ed, Its a new segment on Yay Me.
- [whispers to Bailey]
- London Tipton: Wave to the world.
- [to Webcam]
- London Tipton: Viewers you asked me for more wacky, hasty Bailey and now you've got it. So Bailey how was you hoagie?
- Bailey Pickett: [cannot use her tongue] Horrible. Why I'm wery angwy about that!
- London Tipton: [to bailey] I have no idea what you're saying.
- London Tipton: [Bailey just smashed Woody's camera] Woody, that camera's coming out of your salary.
- Woody Fink: [excited] I'm getting a salary?