Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (TV Series)

Today Is the Day: Part 1 (2009)

Drew Rausch: Rick

Quotes 

• [Jesse is having a drink at a bar] 

  Rick : What you drinkin'?

  Jesse : I don't know.

  Rick : [amused]  You don't know what you're drinking?

  Jesse : There's booze in it... some sugary crap to cut the hell out of the burning taste, and some ice.

• Rick : What happened to your face?

  Jesse : You ask a lot of questions for a guy who wants to get in my pants.

  Rick : Do I?

  Jesse : Yeah, see, there's another one.

• Jesse : Nice costume. You thinkin' about a career in the military?

  Rick : Actually, I fly P3s - for the navy.

  Jesse : Mmm - Brown Shoe.

  Rick : Guilty as charged. You?

  Jesse : Submarine. Bubblehead.

  Rick : Bubblehead? They let women on subs in Australia?

  Jesse : Mmm. We programmed killer robots too.

  [Rick laughs] 

  Jesse : Yeah, we don't discriminate.

  Rick : Well, there's a coincidence. I hunt subs, you drive subs - sorta like the wolf and the sheep dog. Not that I'm comparing you to a dog or anything.

  Jesse : It's a good point actually. In fact, I just remembered something.

  Rick : What's that?

  Jesse : Sheep dogs hate wolves!

  [punches him in the face] 

  Jesse : And I hate Brown Shoes!