Those two (Guestar57 and Shagee7977) did such a good job at making this garbage sound like something special. Even I thought I was in store for some worthwhile, quality bad Horror. Yep, burned again. But now, I'm back, and I've brought a little something with me called honesty. So, here goes... I hate this movie!!! That's OK. No need to thank me for saving you the money. It's my pleasure. In fact, I'll do ya one better and just let you know that reading on would be pointless. that is, unless you just really enjoy reading the negativity of someone who's seen way too many bad movies. Otherwise, just forget you ever heard of Into The Woods, and go find something more worthwhile like Killing Spree. So, once again, you're welcome, and don't forget to vote "yes", as this review has already been more useful than you could possibly imagine.
Alright, as for you gluttons-for-punishment. If you're in it for the cameo by the legendary Joel D. Wynkoop, forget it. This is not a cameo worth waiting for. So, that now leaves us with an incredibly dull, shot-on-video "thriller" about a woman who has been kidnapped, left, naked, out in the wilderness, and worst of all, whoever did this to her, has injected her with a memory-erasing drug. So, this chick don't know where she is, or even who she is. Only that she has apparently rubbed someone the wrong way, and now, she's paying for it. And whether or not there is in fact a way out, remains to be seen. This movie tries to be intriguing in an "Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind" kind of way, with all the flashbacks and whatnot, but it only manages to come off as confusing and dull. These endless flashbacks, which serve as clues which sorta explain what all this is about. It's often difficult to tell whether you're looking at a flashback or if the chick already made it home OK. I suppose there is a bit of an atmosphere going on at times. Sort of a haunting feeling of isolation, which is admirable, But that ain't enough to save this one. Almost reminds me of a Tim Ritter flick, with a lot less awsomeness, not to mention less Wynkoop. As far as shot-on-video, Z-grade Horror flicks are concerned, I've seen some that are technically ten times worse (Blood Lake, Splatter Farm), but few are quite as dull as this one. So, now, at least you realize that reading this has been a waste of time. Whether it be because you believe me when I say how awful this film is, or you just think I'm really bad at writing reviews, at least you realize it. As far as those other two "Horror fans" are concerned, no hard feelings. If I was in a B-Horror flick (or worked on one), I'm sure I would lie with a smile on my face, and claim that it's totally clever and fast-paced. But seriously. That homely chick looks nothing like Rosie Perez. 3/10