The George Lucas Talk Show (TV Series)

Episode XIII: Revenge Of The Sick (2020)

Connor Ratliff: George Lucas

Quotes 

• Self - Co-Host : Guys, let's not talk about Kanye.

  George Lucas : Patrick, don't bring yourself on the stream until you want to talk to us, please.

• Self - Co-Host : I'm wearing a special shirt today!

  George Lucas , Watto : [Sarcastically]  Congratulations!

  George Lucas : I am also wearing a shirt.

• George Lucas : [On the similarities of Star Wars and Everybody Loves Raymond]  It's basically Star Wars but in a neighborhood instead of a war zone.

  Watto : It's got twins in it...

  George Lucas : It's got a father that's got a very bad attitude and a funny voice. When you take off the helmet, he looks a lot like Frank Barone.

  Emily Heller : It'd be funny if when he took the helmet off, he was like "pie, Marie!"

• George Lucas : We designed the George Lucas Talk Show to fill the 6 days between new Great British Baking Show episodes.

• George Lucas : Its been quite a week, Star Wars is in the news again thanks to Kanye. He said something I think is relatively uncontroversial, he said the prequels were good.

• Self - Co-Host : George, can I pull you from the stream so I can talk to Watto?

  George Lucas : I'm gonna murder baby Yoda if you pull me from the stream.

• George Lucas : 'Pump the breaks on the bumpers', that's a good bumper!

• George Lucas : [Reacting to Julies story]  The way he treated that ET, it might as well have been Patrick Bateman.

• Self - Co-Host : We've all been inside for a long, long time.

  George Lucas : ...so then I chopped up the old BB8 that I had, and then I chopped up the Darth Maul chair.