Movie 43 (2013)
Kieran Culkin: Neil (segment "Veronica")
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Quotes
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Veronica : [segment "Veronica"] Neil.
Neil : Veronica.
Veronica : Neil. You look pale.
Neil : You look pregnant.
Veronica : You look like you slept in a soup kitchen urinal.
Neil : You look like you bathe in a dumpster behind the abortion clinic.
Veronica : You look like the kid who got cancer for Christmas.
Neil : You look like the slutty one on The Golden Girls.
Veronica : Dorothy?
Neil : Blanche.
Veronica : You take that back, you son of a bitch! You take it back! Take that back!
Neil : I wanna taste you. I wanna lick you until you weep.
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Neil : [segment "Veronica"] How's your acid reflux?
Veronica : How's your HPV?
Neil : It's your HPV Veronica, I'm just carrying it.
Veronica : Let's not have another chicken or the egg debate, Neil.
Neil : No, lets. Chicken.
Veronica : Egg.
Neil : Chicken.
Veronica : Egg.
Neil : Chicken.
Veronica : Egg.
Neil : Chicken.
Veronica : Egg.
Neil : Chicken.
Veronica : Egg.
Neil : Chicken.
Veronica : Egg!
Neil : Your flesh, slick with cocoa butter, it haunts me.
Veronica : How's Veronica?
Neil : Veronica's fine, Veronica.
Veronica : I can't believe you named your dog Veronica.
Neil : I can't believe you sucked off that hobo for magic beans!
Veronica : He was a wizard, Neil!
Neil : Shh! I wanna be on you, in you. I wanna be allllllllllllll over your chin. Do you still like crème brûlée?
Veronica : Do you still like fingers in your butt hole?
Neil : You know the answer is yes.
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Neil : [segment "Veronica"] Today we are offering a two for one deal on beav lotion. That's lotion for your beav by Moisture Maid, ladies. Now on sale on aisle 4.
