Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II (2008 TV Short)

Abraham Benrubi: Darth Vader, Owen Lars

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Quotes 

• Darth Vader : [pointing to a black suitcase with a white stripe that is passing by Vader and Palpatine on a luggage conveyor belt]  Is that yours?

  Emperor Palpatine : No! For the hundredth time, that's that same stupid black bag. Mine dosen't have a stripe. It's like that stripey bag is mocking me... Fuck you stripey bag.

• Darth Vader : Welcome my master! The Death Star construction is proceeding...

  Emperor Palpatine : [interrupting Vader]  Yeah! Great! Fine! Whatever. That flight was a fucking nightmare man. My stupid tray table broke and I ended up with a gallon of coffee in my crotch; it was like dunking my wang in hot lava. Something you have some experience with I guess, huh? Right?

  Darth Vader : [shamefully]  Yes...

• Darth Vader : [as Vader is interrogating Leia, Dr. Ball floats into the room with a siringe]  Make her tell us the location of the rebel base.

  Dr. Ball : Good God, man! I'm a doctor, not a savage! This is a flu shot!

  [floats out of the room] 

  Dr. Ball : Good day, sir!

  Darth Vader : You will make her...

  Dr. Ball : I said *good day, sir!*