Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II (2008 TV Short)
Seth MacFarlane: Emperor Palpatine, Dr. Ball, Figrin D'an
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Quotes
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Darth Vader : [pointing to a black suitcase with a white stripe that is passing by Vader and Palpatine on a luggage conveyor belt] Is that yours?
Emperor Palpatine : No! For the hundredth time, that's that same stupid black bag. Mine dosen't have a stripe. It's like that stripey bag is mocking me... Fuck you stripey bag.
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Emperor Palpatine : Well, my suitcase is gone; sacrificed to the airport guards. Now I'm here for two fucking weeks with one fucking robe. Ohh! Now it's sticking to me like a wet Kleenex.
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Darth Vader : Welcome my master! The Death Star construction is proceeding...
Emperor Palpatine : [interrupting Vader] Yeah! Great! Fine! Whatever. That flight was a fucking nightmare man. My stupid tray table broke and I ended up with a gallon of coffee in my crotch; it was like dunking my wang in hot lava. Something you have some experience with I guess, huh? Right?
Darth Vader : [shamefully] Yes...
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Dr. Ball : [to the medical droids assisting the dying Padme] "She's lost the will to live?" What is your degree in, poetry? You sorry bunch of hippies! For God's sake, don't use the billions of dollars of medical equipment around us! Why don't we all just get on our knees and pray? We don't have knees, you motherfuckers!
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Emperor Palpatine : [as a surfboard is passing by him on the Death Star luggage conveyor belt] Wow, for real?
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Darth Vader : [as Vader is interrogating Leia, Dr. Ball floats into the room with a siringe] Make her tell us the location of the rebel base.
Dr. Ball : Good God, man! I'm a doctor, not a savage! This is a flu shot!
[floats out of the room]
Dr. Ball : Good day, sir!
Darth Vader : You will make her...
Dr. Ball : I said *good day, sir!*
