Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Suburbs (2009)

Adam Baldwin: John Casey

Quotes 

• Chuck Bartowski : Casey, I'm handcuffed.

  John Casey : Relax, handcuffs are a cinch.

  Chuck Bartowski : Really?

  John Casey : Yeah, there's a bone in your thumb. Tiny bone. Real easy to break. What you're gonna wanna do is apply torsional pressure until it snaps.

  Chuck Bartowski : I'm not going to break my bone!

  John Casey : Well, in that case, you are screwed!

• John Casey : 'Fraid you two are going to have to drop your dating cover for this particular mission.

  Sarah Walker : No problem.

  Chuck Bartowski : What is it? Thai street racing gang, Urkranian prostitution?

  John Casey : No. No. For this mission you and Agent Walker are going to be married.

  [Casey shows them two rings and hands them over] 

  John Casey : You two kids are going to the suburbs. Good luck as a normal couple.

• Sylvia : Charles, I didn't expect you to come so quickly.

  Chuck Bartowski : Charles Carmichael *always* comes quickly.

  [awkward pause] 

  John Casey : [over the radio]  Smooth, Bartowski.

• John Casey : [finding a bug]  Looks like one of ours.

  Chuck Bartowski : [Chuck gets a flash]  Uh, correction. That *was* one of ours. That bug was stolen from a CIA substation in Omaha in '06. Now it belongs to FULCRUM.

  Sarah Walker : And here I thought we were looking for a garden variety terrorist.