Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Suburbs (2009)

Joshua Gomez: Morgan Grimes

Quotes 

• Morgan Grimes : [to Chuck]  Did you ever think that the two of us would ever wind up with smart, beautiful, sexually adventuresome girls on Valentine's Day?

  Big Mike : [Entering]  The answer is NO! Two jackasses like you landing two hot pieces like Anna and blondie, it's a cruel trick of nature!

• Morgan Grimes : Gentlemen, I think I speak for all of us when I say that the only reason I took this job at the Buy More was to do as little work as humanly possible.

  [Jeff and Les nod] 

  Morgan Grimes : The big man has made that dream a reality.

  Lester Patel : The man's an inspiration to slackers everywhere.

  Jeff : Until his old lady dumped him.

  Morgan Grimes : We're screwed! I mean screwed now that he has nothing to live for except work.