Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Suburbs (2009)

Yvonne Strahovski: Sarah Walker

Quotes 

• Sarah Walker : Can I ask you a question?

  Chuck Bartowski : Sure.

  Sarah Walker : This is the worst Valentine's Day ever, right?

  Chuck Bartowski : Come on, don't be silly.

  Sarah Walker : Please, you're not going to offend me.

  Chuck Bartowski : There's gotta be someone somewhere having a far worse Valentine's Day.

  [Cut to Casey sitting alone in his apartment] 

• Chuck Bartowski : Are you enjoying this whole Martha Stewart thing? I can't believe it. Please tell me you're not going soft on me.

  Sarah Walker : Just shut up and eat your breakfast.

  Chuck Bartowski : You better be careful, Sarah. One day you might actually turn into a real girl.

• Sarah Walker : Look, we understand if this makes you uncomfortable.

  Chuck Bartowski : Breaking my fake wedding vows? Nah, forget about it. I'm golden.

  [to Casey] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Just hit me with another spritz of that, would you.

  [Casey spritzes Chuck once in the face. Slight pause, then he spritzes Chuck again below the belt] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Why here?

• John Casey : 'Fraid you two are going to have to drop your dating cover for this particular mission.

  Sarah Walker : No problem.

  Chuck Bartowski : What is it? Thai street racing gang, Urkranian prostitution?

  John Casey : No. No. For this mission you and Agent Walker are going to be married.

  [Casey shows them two rings and hands them over] 

  John Casey : You two kids are going to the suburbs. Good luck as a normal couple.

• General Beckman : Besides testing on humans, it appears that FULCRUM is perilously close to completing their own INTERSECT computer. Making Bartowski more important than ever! His life has never been in more danger. The honeymoon is over Agent Walker!

  Sarah Walker : Yes ma'am.

• John Casey : [finding a bug]  Looks like one of ours.

  Chuck Bartowski : [Chuck gets a flash]  Uh, correction. That *was* one of ours. That bug was stolen from a CIA substation in Omaha in '06. Now it belongs to FULCRUM.

  Sarah Walker : And here I thought we were looking for a garden variety terrorist.