- A yoga coach approaches the surgeons to request an operation they have to invent: a penis reduction, because he's so limber and horny he can't resist giving himself a contortionist blow-job almost all day. Aidan Stone wants revenge for his career being wrecked by Sean taking over the lead in his medical soap opera. An inappropriate picture may do the trick. Christian reluctantly looks into Kimber's demand to fix Matt's baby's "villainously thin" lips for an infant modeling career.—KGF Vissers
- Open as the doctors meet with yoga instructor Manny Skerritt. Skerritt wants a penis reduction (don't we all?) because he's so obsessed with giving himself fellatio that he can't maintain a normal life.
Kimber meets with Christian. This time, however, she's interested in getting work done on her infant daughter daughter Jenna (also Christian's granddaughter). Kimber wants Collagen because Jenna's new agents, "The Steves," think the baby's "thin villainous lips" are the only thing standing in the way of a national ad campaign. Christian refuses, going as far as threatening to seek custody of Jenna if anything is done.
When Christian tells him he has contacted a head-hunter about finding Liz's replacement, Sean decides to conduct the interviews to prevent Christian hiring an anesthesiologist based on looks.
Of course the first candidate Sean interviews is the super-hot Teddy (Katee Sackhoff), a tattooed Harley Davidson-racer who likes to "just live, period." Though a very accomplished physician, Teddy does little to disguise her flirting in the interview.
Partly in an attempt to verify Kimber's claim that other plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills have worked on babies, Christian sits on a meeting with The Steves. The Steves tell them that Jenna is a lip-fix away from being the next "baby Cindy Crawford." Christian and Kimber listen as another of The Steves' clients signs a $10,000-a-day contract after having her forehead done. The agents believe with no surgery Jenna is doomed to lower-paying and less-prestigious catalogue work. Christian announced "I'll be her manager," and fired The Steves.
Aidan shows Sean a new screenplay about his life entitled "Deadly Tightrope: The Sean McNamara Story." Sean thinks the script takes too much license Christian is killed, Sean is in the CIA, etc. and tells Aidan he won't sell the rights to his story. A desperate Aidan convinces Sean to "sleep on it."
Without the cache of the The Steves' agency, Christian, Kimber and Jenna are stuck in the waiting room at an audition. When Christian forces his way into the room they are told the child will never get a major campaign with "those thin villainous lips."
Prior to Skerritt's surgery Teddy is anxious to get a peek at the patient's large privates. Though Sean initially objects, Teddys negative peer leads to a nurse taking pictures of Sean and Teddy posing with the prodigious pre-op penis. Aidan walks in during the tomfoolery and learns about the self-fellating. Sean is even more adamant about not wanting his life made into a movie which leads to a furious Aidan storming out.
Christian goes as far as loading up a syringe and moving towards Jenna. He thinks better of it, setting the needle down and leaving the room. Kimber grabs the Collagen off the table and walks towards Jenna. Cut to champagne popping and The Steves and Kimber toasting to Jenna's new gig as "Baby Burberry."
A bitter Aidan tells the newly post-op Skerritt about the picture-taking of his genitals and suggests the man seek legal counsel and sue the doctors. He then closes the curtain and asks Skerritt to "teach me how you did it, Miyagi."
Christian storms into the lounge where Sean and Teddy are reading the paper and informs them Skerritt is threatening to get a lawyer. Sean and Teddy giggle through the conversation, irritating the furious Christian. Since Teddy has erased the pictures she thinks Skerritt will go away with a cash settlement. Christian demands Sean fix the problem.
Sean comes home to Christian strangely spaced-out on the couch. Sean apologizes for the pictures and says it had simply been awhile since he had any fun. Christian barely says a word. At this point Matt sneaks into the room and jams a hypodermic needle into Christian's shoulder. Matt says the stabbing is payback for Christian "sticking a needle in my daughter's mouth." Christian explains that Kimber must have given the injection, a claim she confirms when they call her.
Despite finding out that rights and consulting fees for Aidan's movie would net him $350,000, Sean tells Teddy he's unsure about having his life misrepresented. Shortly after she tells Sean to stop worrying so much and "give half to Skerritt and blow the rest on a trip to Vegas," the two start making out.
Aidan arrives at the office sporting a halo brace after breaking his neck. The injury means the movie's start date has been pushed back. Aidan confesses he hurt himself falling off the couch while trying to perform oral sex on himself. Along with having the halo scars removed, Aidan slips in that he might want a few inches added to his penis since "I've come so close so many times."
During pre-op Teddy notices that Aidan's penis is comically tiny. Sean takes a picture "just in case." Sean turns down Teddy's offer of dinner saying he was thinking of "something a little more adventurous." Cut to the two of them riding her motorcycle on the open road.
Christian has a private moment with Jenna before she begins a photo shoot. He gets emotional while telling her "there's somebody who gives a lot for you" and is shooed off the set. We then flashback to the moment after Kimber injected the Collagen into Jenna. Christian grabs Kimber's wrist and tells her Jenna's lips are lopsided. Christian then leans in and finishes the procedure. Kimber tells Christian she'll take the blame: "Everyone thinks I'm a horrible mother anyways."
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