Total Drama (TV Series)

Not So Happy Campers: Part 1 (2007)

Christian Potenza: Chris

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Quotes 

• Chris : We told the campers that they'll be staying in a five star resort, so if they seem a little t-o'd, that's probably why.

• Geoff : Chris McLean! Sup, man? It's an honor to meet you, man!

  Chris : The Geoffster! Welcome to the island, man.

  Geoff : Thanks, man.

  Gwen : They say man one more time, I'm gonna puke.

• Harold : So you mean this show is at a crappy camp and not on some big stage or something?

  Chris : You got it!

  Harold : Yes! That is so much more favorable to my skills!

• Chris : Ezekiel! What's up, man?

  Ezekiel : [looks up to the sky and points]  I think I see a bird.

  Chris : Okay, look, dude, I know you don't get out much. Been home-schooled your whole life, raised by freaky prairie people. Just don't say much, and try not to get kicked off too early.

• Gwen : You mean we're staying here?

  Chris : No. You're staying here. My crib is an air stream with A.C. that-a-way.

  Gwen : I did not sign up for this.

  Chris : [holds up Gwen's contract]  Actually, you did.

  [Gwen takes the contract and tears it up] 

  Chris : The great thing about lawyers is they make lots of copies.

  [holds up another copy of the contract] 

• Trent : Nice to meet you, man. Saw you on that figure-skating show. Nice work.

  Chris : Hey, thanks, man! I knew I rocked that show!

  Beth : I saw that! One of the guys dropped his partner on her head! Though they both got immunity that week.

  Harold : Lucky! I hope I get dropped on my head.

  Lindsay : Me too!

• Lindsay : Excuse me, Kyle, can I get a cabin with a lake view because I'm the prettiest?

  Chris : Okay, you are, but that's really how it works here. And... it's Chris.

• Noah : You got my memo about my life-threatening allergies?

  Chris : I'm sure someone did.

  Noah : Good. Is this where we're staying?

  Duncan : No. It's your mother's house, and we're throwing a party!

  Noah : Cute. Nice piercings, original. Did you do them yourself?

  Duncan : [grabs Noah's lip]  Yeah! You want one?

  Noah : No, thanks. Can I have my lip back, please?