- Chris: We told the campers that they'll be staying in a five star resort, so if they seem a little t-o'd, that's probably why.
- Gwen: You mean we're staying here?
- Chris: No. You're staying here. My crib is an air stream with A.C. that-a-way.
- Gwen: I did not sign up for this.
- Chris: [holds up Gwen's contract] Actually, you did.
- [Gwen takes the contract and tears it up]
- Chris: The great thing about lawyers is they make lots of copies.
- [holds up another copy of the contract]
- Noah: You got my memo about my life-threatening allergies?
- Chris: I'm sure someone did.
- Noah: Good. Is this where we're staying?
- Duncan: No. It's your mother's house, and we're throwing a party!
- Noah: Cute. Nice piercings, original. Did you do them yourself?
- Duncan: [grabs Noah's lip] Yeah! You want one?
- Noah: No, thanks. Can I have my lip back, please?