Total Drama (TV Series)

Not So Happy Campers: Part 2 (2007)

Stephanie Anne Mills: Lindsay, Katie

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• Katie : So, uh, what do we do now?

  Courtney : We have to figure out who we should vote off.

  Duncan : Well, I think it should be princess or the brick house here.

  [referring to Courtney and DJ] 

  Courtney : What? Why?

  Duncan : Because, unless I'm mistaken, you two are the only ones here wearing chicken hats, and if we ever have to lift a truck, I like our odds with the big guy.

  Courtney : You guys need me! I'm the only one...

  Bridgette : [annoyed]  We know, who used to be a real C.I.T. so who would you pick?

  Courtney : What about him?

  [points at Tyler] 

  Lindsay : [shouts]  No!

  [pauses] 

  Lindsay : I mean, no... salt. There's no salt on the table. Bummer.

  Duncan : Hey, at least he jumped off the cliff, chicken wing!

  Courtney : Shut up!

  Geoff : Okay, let's just chill out. This is getting way too heavy.

  Duncan : Ah, I've had enough prison food for one day. I'm gonna go have a nap.

  Courtney : You can't do that! We haven't decided who's going yet!

  Ezekiel : Well, I don't get why we lost, eh. They're the ones that have six girls.

  [Katie and Sadie gasp] 

  Bridgette : What's that supposed to mean?

  Eva : Yeah, home school. Enlighten us!

  Ezekiel : Well, guys are much stronger and better at sports than girls are.

  Geoff : Oh, snap, he did not just say that!

  Ezekiel : My dad told me to look out for the girls here, eh, and help 'em unless they can't keep up.

  Eva : [grabs Ezekiel by the throat]  Still think we need your help keeping up?

  Ezekiel : Not really.

  Geoff : Okay, guys, let's give him a break. I mean, at least he doesn't think that guys are smarter than girls.

  Ezekiel : But... they are.

• Heather : I just wanted to say, I didn't mean that about you being a ghetto rap star wannabe and I love your earrings.

  LeShawna : Straight up? Well I'm sorry I pushed you off the cliff.

  Heather : No worries, I needed a push. Truce?

  LeShawna : Yeah, yeah, you got it.

  Lindsay : [Lindsay and Heather walk away from Leshawna, together]  Did you mean all that stuff you said to LeFonda back there?

  Heather : Leshawna?

  [scoffs] 

  Heather : No. She's going down, and PS those are the ugliest earrings I've seen in my life.

  Lindsay : Oh, so if you hate her why were you pretending to be nice to her?

  Heather : You ever seen one of these shows before? Keep friends close and your enemies closer.

  Lindsay : Oh. I'm your friend, right?

  Heather : Oh yeah, for now.