Happy Holidays (2007)

Mary Fae Smith: Clarissa Ryder

Quotes 

• Clarissa Ryder : Who wants some California bud?

• John Maher : Remember those things at the gas stations with the wrappers... I'm gonna get some pizza. You have cash right?

  Margaret : Stingy Bastard

  Clarissa Ryder : Margaret, Margaret. You are going to LOVE California. I mean you can get burritos at like 3 o'clock in the morning. And the other week I met this guy...

  Margaret : What about Thomas?

  Clarissa Ryder : Thomas is broken. I mean we're broken up. I mean, shit, I don't even know what I'm saying.

  John Maher : What kind of toppings do you guys want?

  Clarissa Ryder : Extra Cheese!

  John Maher : Fuck yeah.

• Clarissa Ryder : What's this?

  Thomas Levy : I was only trying to help...

  Clarissa Ryder : Don't. I don't need your help. I don't need anybody's... You know what here. Take it. I'm leaving.

  Thomas Levy : ...You didn't leave.

  Clarissa Ryder : I'm going to. Give me a minute.

• Clarissa Ryder : We broke up... two days ago.

  Charles Edmund : No way. I thought you guys were in love and shit.

• Clarissa Ryder : If it wasn't for my art, none of this would be happening!

  Thomas Levy : So, now that the holiday season's almost over, you can leave your high school fuck buddy and go back to your millionaire in California. Lucky you.

• Thomas Levy : What are you doing here?

  Clarissa Ryder : Oh... you know... just inspecting the parking lot! Nice... nice and solid.

• Clarissa Ryder : I'm making tacos for dinner.

  Veronica Ryder : I thought you hated Mexican.

  Clarissa Ryder : There's this really great taqueria right down the street from where we live. Sells three dollar burritos and it's open 24 hours a day!

  Veronica Ryder : Oh. You must not live in a very nice part of town then.