- Alan as 'Willy Loman': Of course, I'm a Method Actor, so for the past two months I've done everything cross-eyed.
- British Interviewer's Voice: Everything?
- Alan as 'Willy Loman': Well, I don't DRIVE cross-eyed... Anymore. And my wife doesn't let me do anything cross-eyed at home, but everything I do at the THEATER, I do cross-eyed. I'm very, very strict about that.