Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines (TV Series)

Movies Are Badder Than Ever/Home Sweet Homing Pigeon/The Elevator/Obedience School/The Aquanuts (1969)

Don Messick: Muttley, Zilly, Klunk, Yankee Doodle Pigeon

Quotes 

• [Home Sweet Homing Pigeon, Dick Dastardly asks Zilly, Klunk, and Muttley to sign his memory book before they leave the Vulture Squadron] 

  Dick Dastardly : Just sign on the dotted line, Zilly.

  Zilly : [signing the page]  Sure Chief, anything you say.

  Dick Dastardly : And now you, Klunk, an X will suffice.

  Klunk : [signing the page]  How do you spell X?

  Dick Dastardly : And my old pal Muttley, put your paw print right there.

  [Muttley puts his paw print on the page] 

  Dick Dastardly : [picking up the page]  Thank you, gentlemen. And now, if you'd be so kind...

  [suddenly shouting] 

  Dick Dastardly : Into those planes and stop that pigeon!

  Zilly : [shocked]  That's no way to talk us civilians, Chief.

  Klunk : Yeah, after we signed your memory book, too!

  Dick Dastardly : What civilians, and what memory book? You knuckleheads just signed re-enlistment papers... for four more years!

  Zilly : Oh no!

  Dick Dastardly : Now, into those planes, before I have you court-martialed for insubordination!

  Zilly : Yes sir, right away sir!

  Klunk : Yeah, me too, sir!

  [Zilly, Klunk, and Muttley hurriedly run to their planes] 

  Dick Dastardly : [laughing, to the audience]  Sometimes I'm so sneaky, I don't even trust myself!