Quotes
Movies Are Badder Than Ever/Home Sweet Homing Pigeon/The Elevator/Obedience School/The Aquanuts
Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines
- [Home Sweet Homing Pigeon, Dick Dastardly asks Zilly, Klunk, and Muttley to sign his memory book before they leave the Vulture Squadron]
- Dick Dastardly: Just sign on the dotted line, Zilly.
- Zilly: [signing the page] Sure Chief, anything you say.
- Dick Dastardly: And now you, Klunk, an X will suffice.
- Klunk: [signing the page] How do you spell X?
- Dick Dastardly: And my old pal Muttley, put your paw print right there.
- [Muttley puts his paw print on the page]
- Dick Dastardly: [picking up the page] Thank you, gentlemen. And now, if you'd be so kind...
- [suddenly shouting]
- Dick Dastardly: Into those planes and stop that pigeon!
- Zilly: [shocked] That's no way to talk us civilians, Chief.
- Klunk: Yeah, after we signed your memory book, too!
- Dick Dastardly: What civilians, and what memory book? You knuckleheads just signed re-enlistment papers... for four more years!
- Zilly: Oh no!
- Dick Dastardly: Now, into those planes, before I have you court-martialed for insubordination!
- Zilly: Yes sir, right away sir!
- Klunk: Yeah, me too, sir!
- [Zilly, Klunk, and Muttley hurriedly run to their planes]
- Dick Dastardly: [laughing, to the audience] Sometimes I'm so sneaky, I don't even trust myself!