- [first lines]
- ["A Little Squirrel Music"]
- Radio Announcer: You heard right, lucky listeners. The King Squirrel Nut Corporation is offering a lifetime supply of peanut butter to the winner of our songwriting contest. Write a song about something nutty, or someone you're nuts about.
- Lionel Griff: Maybe I should write a song about Stanley and squirrels. I could surprise him with the song and maybe even win him a lifetime supply of peanut butter. Awesome!
- ["A Little Squirrel Music"]
- Lionel Griff: So you still wanna throw around the old, uh, coconut?
- Stanley Griff: Cool.
- Lionel Griff: Hey, after, we can get some peanut butter ice cream
- [first lines]
- ["A Boy's Best Friend is His Fish"]
- Stanley Griff: Boy, oh boy, won't Dennis be surprised when I give him the best goldfish present a fish ever had. It's gotta be just the right gift.
- Mrs. Joyce Griff: Well, this will be our third trip to look at the fish accessories at the pet shop.
- Harry: But Dennis, just because Stanley's been taking all his money to the pet shop doesn't mean he's gonna buy a new fish.
- Dennis: Perhaps, but whenever I ask him why he keeps going to the pet shop, all the says is that it's a big surprise. What could be a bigger surprise than being replaced by another fish?
- Harry: A bicycle.
- Harry, Elsie: [singing] Now we're going online to find out everything / We'll surf the Internet for the answers it can bring!
- Elsie: Oh yeah. Uh huh.
- Elsie: You go, girl.
- Harry, Elsie: Stanley it's our wish / That you learn about the goldfish!
- Mrs. Joyce Griff: Stanley, doesn't that look just like Elsie and Harry? Nah, couldn't be.
- Stanley Griff: Wait till you see this. It's a castle for your fishbowl and I can put it in the water for you to play with anytime you want.
- Elsie: Ooh.
- Harry: Nice parapets, dude.
- [last lines]
- ["A Boy's Best Friend is His Fish"]
- Dennis: I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Stanley. I should have known we'd always be friends.
- Stanley Griff: That's okay. Sometimes I jump to conclusions, too. But everything's all right now, right Dennis? Or should I say your royal majesty Dennis, king of the fishbowl?
- Dennis: Just peachy, Sir Stanley. Or should I say best friend ever?
- [both giggle]