Superstore (TV Series)
Customer Satisfaction (2021)
Lauren Ash: Dina
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Quotes
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Jeff : Now, while I'm here, I wanna make sure we're pushing our shoppers to fill out their customer satisfaction surveys.
Sandra : Sorry, what surveys?
Jeff : The... link at the bottom of every receipt?
Cheyenne : Huh. Is that new?
Jeff : No. Been there for years.
Dina : Nobody bothers with the surveys. People only use receipts to spit out gum and for murder alibis.
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Jeff : So the store will be closed for a few days to repair all the water damage. That's not good for quarterly numbers! Not to mention all the customer complaints we're getting about being splashed with "pee-pee water." And most are negative! Some people were into it.
Dina : Mm. What a mess, huh? We don't even really know what happened, but it did start in the customer bathroom, so talk to them about their diet, I guess?
Jeff : So I should tell corporate that their plumbing got wrecked because a customer ate and pooped out a whole salami and a complete set of shot glasses?
Dina : Hey, things can come out of your butt that didn't start in your mouth.
